boom boom

shake shake

now drop..

:)

CHEERS!!

tight situation

oh crap

this is just so tight

but i'll find a way to manage it

right now

everything seems to be all planned out

let's just hope that i can stick to what was planned

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mbp 13

macbook pro

i'm in love with it.. =D

CHEERS!!!

for your entertainment

ntg much this time around
just posting up something that i find it to be really amusing
it keeps me entertained at work
=D

Why is it when your wife gets pregnant,
all her friends rub her belly and say "Congratulations !"




But nobody rubs your dick and says "Good Job" ?

Life is not fair !

CHEERS!!

operating system

this is a really interesting article that i got to read quite some time ago
i just find it amusing
to a certain point, i find it to be really true
enjoy

INSTALLING HUSBAND‏ 1.0
A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy


Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5..3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,
______ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________
Reply

DEAR Madam,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5..

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 7.7.

Good Luck Madam!

hope it brightened up ur day

CHEERS!!

forever... whatever... geezzz

pheewww
i'm glad it's friday tomoro
this has been like the longest week in my life
one minute of each day seemed like forever to me
what felt like hours to me is only a couple of minutes each time i have a glance at the clock

CHEERS!!

i've nvr felt this way before
which means i've nvr felt this good before
i suppose it's d best i ever had

CHEERS!!