nvr treat a plastic bottle like a pussy

i was browsing through the website of TheStar online not too long ago. apparently, a 77 years old singaporean died of heart failure. well, when i read the first sentence, i thought to myself what is so special about this old folk that he made it into the news for dying because of a heart failure. as i read on, this old man used a plastic bottle to masturbate. when he was done with his thing, he couldnt get his cock out of the bottle. when he was admitted into the hospital, doctors tried to cut the bottle below the neck but i guess it was all too late as the dude's cock had started to inflammed and he even had difficulties to pee. he died later on due to more medical complications. wow.. what a strange world we are living in.

obtained from The Star

CHEERS!!