a fucktard i grew up with

interesting title huh? guess who the fucktard is? it is none other than the dick that i've spent 14 yrs of my life with, my little brother, Kok Seng Chun. in a way, he is annoying. when it comes to the ranking, he is second after Crazy Frog. lol. anyhow, he is a house entertainment for all of us. he says stupid things, acting like a dumb fool. forgive me for saying this, dick. lol. however, here is some photos showing his transition from a primary school kid to a form 2 student.

this is so damn adorable. haha.

it actually proves my statement. he acts like a dumb fool. lol.

trying hard to be an afro.

he was such a small kid back then.

everything's gone. he is no longer small. look at d monster that he is now.

alrite. i think i better stop now before he starts coming after me. as u know, his brain ain't functioning well. hahah.

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nightmare

yesterday was pretty fun at first, but my worst nightmare happened at an inappropriate time. here's a quick recap. my first lecture for the day was rather boring. when i thought that the class has ended, some representative from l'oreal came and give us another lecture, providing details about 2 business related online competitions. mch. a total waste of time. alrite. attended my FP tutorial, which i've not been attending for the past 1 month, due to holidays and my laziness. went to asia for a drink while waiting for the time to go for mickey's belated b'day party.

well, the party was alrite. lotsa food and alcohol. in fact, slightly too much of alcohol. left at about 1am. sent belle home and me myself reached home around 2. went to bed at 2.30 and at 4.30 am. YES, it's 4.30 am, disaster struck. wtf!! my headache was terrible and my head was spinning. damn, i felt so terrible. ran to the toilet, but ntg came out. after an hour, the feeling of wanting to vomit came again. off i rushed to the toilet. this time, some shit actually came out from my mouth. lol. guess wat.. it's the sambal i ate. fuck fuck fuck. it was damn hot n spicy to actually come out from the nose. felt slightly better after that but still i couldn't get some much needed sleep. another half an hour, i visited the toilet again. this time, more sambal came out. lol. okay, this time, my stomach is totally clean. i felt hell a lot better and finally i managed to get some sleep.

woke up later than my usual time today. ntg much happened today. plain boredom. feeling kinda lazy now to continue typing.

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today, today and today

alrite. belle got a new shih-tzu dog and she asked me to check it out. out of my curiosity and her exaggerated description, saying that the dog is damn fucking cute, i headed to her house to verify the exaggeration. lol. indeed, the puppy was quite cute and it is only a few weeks old. can't even walk without falling. however, that puppy was damn active and was walking without stopping although constantly falling face flat on the floor. played with it for a while and off i headed back home. some photos of the puppy below.

pardon the low quality photos taken from my phone.

the puppy sucks people's fingers when u actually put ur hand near it's mouth. damn. it's disgusting. lol. okay, enough bout the dog.

reached home bout 3.30, got a short nap and have to pick my brother up from school as usual. left hse a tad too early today and reached there at 5. it means that i've got 30 minutes to spare. well, wat did i do? sat in d car for like 5 mins and started to feel the boredom. as i was driving my dad's car, i went and ransack his car. lol. and i managed to found his old school aviator sunglasses.

that's d consequences of having too much time on hand. ended up, posing a little bit too much. lol. ok la, i've had enough of typing. time for my long awaited rest.

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bla bla bla......

today's timetable was rather excellent as i only had one class from 10-12. as usual, i went to pick belle up and once again, the traffic condition on my way to seri kembangan was slow moving as usual. took about 30 minutes just to reach her hse. went straight to subang for my MR class. before stepping into the class, i notice something amiss when the whole class consists of only 4 kiasu gals. without looking at the notice posted at the door, i went in and one of the gals called me, 'hello, hello, today's class have been cancelled'. i was like 'wtf? are u kidding me?' i was thinking should i be delighted or annoyed for driving all the way from cheras to subang and to realize that class have been cancelled. in a way, i was happy. yes, i am a lazy student indeed. wasted my parking fee, wasted my petrol and most importantly, wasted my sleeping time. i could have gotten more sleep. headed to Mines for my breakfast at Kim Gary and off i went back home. gotta take my afternoon nap now.

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pimped kancil

class should end at 5pm today, but the lecturer was kind enough to let us off early. anyhow, the traffic was bad. people getting home after work, mothers flooding the roads to fetch their kids back from school. traffic was from bumper to bumper all the way. i was getting bored and annoyed with the slow moving traffic. however, in the midst of being stuck in a jam, something really interesting, i must say, caught my eyes. guess wat. it's a totally pimped kancil trying so hard to become a 4WD. wat the bitch did was by hanging her spare tyre at the back of her kancil and covering it with a cover stated RV4. it's a stupid act but it works i guess. when i reached home and i asked my brother, ei, wat car is this?? without hesitation replied, MPV la. hahahaha. i zoomed in and as soon as hit the zoom button he was like, swt, it's a kancil. mch. got tricked.

notice the car beside the pajero. that's a mini version of the pajero.

btw, the driver is a she. damn, women nowadays are damn good in pimping up their rides. lol. that's it for now.

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assignments... argh!

damn!! i just realized that i'm in week 10 of my semester. imagine how time flies. back then, it was just the beginning of the semester and it seemed like honeymoon to me. now, i'm reaching towards the end of the semester. it's like everything happened in just seconds. however, life goes on. shit continues to pile up. erm. i mean my workload. wtf! i've got another 4-5 assignments i guess. Market Research would be 1st, Advertising would be 2nd, Market Analysis would be 3rd and the last place goes to Financial Planning. i'm less worried bout Market Research and Advertising since both the assingments are essays and it needs only 1.5k and 1.8k words respectively. My main worry would be Market Analysis. sigh. the task is to prepare 2 damn reports for the toothpaste and wine market. 2 reports. i'm so dead. to make matters worse, it is due in week 11, which is next week, if i'm not wrong. damn damn damn. just when i thought that this would be my time to start revising, assignments start to pile up. okay, enough of ranting, i've got work to do.

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a day in sunway pyramid

today was rather interesting. stella and mickey are back from australia since it's a holiday. so, a yum cha session was arranged and there was plenty of catching up to do. ended up, we sat at kim gary for almost 4 hours talking bout almost everything. left the place at around 6.30 and went to search for something to eat. once again, due to the fasting period, Malays were filling up the restaurants waiting for the time for them to buka puasa. went in circles and finally had our dinner at Nando's. the food's kinda sucky coz there was damn a lot of customers. as soon as we're done, sent Belle back to serdang and i headed home. nothing special i must say, but catching up with them was pretty fun. Goonite.

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IXUS 75

hmm. class starts tomorrow and i just ain't satisfied with the holidays. anyway, it's okay. holidays come and go in a flash. okay, spent the whole sat afternoon at home facing the computer and the PSP. however, something interesting did happened at night. went for dinner around 7 with my parents and my younger brother. after that, off we went to carrefour wangsa maju for some groceries shopping. as soon as we entered d hypermarket, my parents went looking for the new, slim olympus camera, FE 280 which cost around RM800 and the best things was, it is 8.0 Megapixel. low price for hell a lot of features. wat fuck features u look for in a camera, this camera has definitely got it.

loving the slim body for this camera

anyhow, the shop there was kinda lousy and this model was not available. ended up, a canon digital camera caught my dad's attention as it was having a promotion. they're giving out a 1GB memory card and a camera pouch for RM1300. after giving it a deeper thought, my dad actually bought it, the new Canon IXUS 75 with 7.1 Megapixels. Although the megapixels is slightly lesser than the olympus, but fuck that, canon looks way better. It has a scroll wheel that u can simply twist and turn with ur fingers. that's something to die for. the screen is 3.0 inches which is slightly larger than the other cameras.

IXUS 75

loving the box shaped camera which i think is nice, in a way. wtf! lol. the system in carrefour was rather lousy as well. just to pay for this camera, we freaking stood there and waited for like almost half an hour. mch. even the camera shop workers are all packed up and all ready to go, just waiting for the slow payment system in carrefour. after everything was settled, we headed home as it was late. that's about all that happened today. gotta go for now.

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time flies

gosh, i was complaining few days ago bout my boring holidays. without actually realizing it, it's already a friday nite. and i dun feel like i've done anything throughout this one week. another 2 days and i'll be back to my normal life. class, go home and class again, go home again. anyhow, managed to finish up my questionnaire critics. a stupid task given by the lecturer. after this holidays, that's when the real deal start. lots and lots of assignments are gonna due after this. just keep the due dates coming as it actually shows that i'm much closer to the finals and much closer for my long awaited 3 months holidays. i just can't wait for my year end holidays. i bet it's gonna be fun if i dun need to work. lol. sad to say, long holidays need hell a lot of money and if i ain't working, who's gonna sponsor me rite? my dad?? i dun think so. haha.

hmm. enough dreaming. Wake up! it's still early. okay, back to PSP.

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mathematical equation

an interesting equation i came across this afternoon

a smile leads to a laugh ... a laugh leads to a high 5 ... a high 5 leads to a hug ... a hug leads to a kiss ... a kiss leads 2 makeout ... a makeout leads 2 finger ... a finger leads to a hand ... a hand leads to a lick ... a lick leads to a suck ... a suck leads 2 a fuck.
So tell me how many people are gonna smile after you heard this cuz sex is like maths
u add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, leave your solution,and pray you dont multiply.

lol.

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Sien lan tou!!!

I guess the title should be self explanatory.

PSP

alrite, been having the Sony PSP for a while now and i realized that it's hard to find interesting games for this gaming console. even nice racing games are hard to find. need for speed sucks for the PSP. the graphics, the gameplay are all damn unattractive. a good one would be ridge racer 2. it's excellent in terms of gameplay, but the cars. omg. are all damn 7 stupid looking. some typical GT race cars. with vinyls and decals all over the chassis of the car. anyhow, went to get a couple of new games today. n God i must say that Wipeout Pure is shit. racing using those bloody spaceships. gave us the sharp cornering but damn, the spaceship can't drift for shit. credit should be given though for their graphics. nice futuristic design.

the cover looks cool..

the screenshot looks even better, that's how i got cheated to buy this game

50 Cent might have been beaten by Kanye West in terms of album sales. cheer up, fiddy. u still got ur own clothing line and ur own game. so ur solo carrer wun matter much. the game by 50 Cent is 'Bulletproof'. basically, it's nothing much. it contains lots and lots of dialouge and it's all about his life before becoming the rapper that he is. getting shot 9 freaking times and still live to create his own video game would be a miracle i must say.

the cover for the game indeed looks very 50 Cent. lol.

the screenshot for 'Bulletproof'

one thing is for sure, this game contains lotsa swearing and cursing. blood splashes all over the screen and the angry gangsters would be chasing u all around with a machete. anyhow, i'm stuck in the middle of this game coz around 20-30 fuckheads wants to kick the living shit outta my ass and i'm left with no painkillers. sad to say, i think i just gotta restart from scratch.

okay, enuf bout my rantings on PSP games. enuf said and typed. some other time, some other day.


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a day out

alrite... went 1U with belle today for a little bit of minor shopping and hell a lot of window shopping. that's so not fun. what's life when u can't buy things that u have a liking at 1st sight? man, that feeling sucks big time. anyhow, went for lunch at kluang station where they serve nasi lemak with a fucking huge fried chicken. after that, it was the beginning of my window shopping experience. followed belle to look for a suitable handbag for her mother and guess wat.. ladies' handbags are freaking expensive. even some lousy brands will cost around 100 bucks. mcb. need a not!!!? lol. anyhow, went to a new store in 1U, 'the triple crown'. things inside are rather nice but too bad, if i buy one, i'll be grazing grass like the cows for the remainder of the month.


okay, enough of 1U, i then proceeded to the curve. went to the IT floor searching for a proper microphone. found one which has a flexible body and has the head that looks like a swollen cock. lol.

after getting this skinny dickhead, decided to go PJ for some fried hokkien mee, if that's wat ppl call it. left the curve and used LDP at 6pm. wise decision, smart ass. ended up, i was stuck in a freaking jam for almost an hour just to get to PJ. imagine, guys! reached PJ, got our stomachs filled up and off we headed back home. that's about it for today. anything more, i guess my legs are gonna break.

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get to bed!!

okay, it's already 1.30 am and i'm still not sleeping. wtf is wrong with my usual, healthy sleeping habits? it's gonna be a long day tomorrow. U NEED TO GET SOME SLEEP!!!

Good night, world!

miserable holidays

Oh well, having a one week break for now. free from assignments. that sounds good. but, i'm totally not enjoying my holidays. it's d same shit everyday. need to fetch my brother back from school every evening due to the freaking fasting period. damn, i hate it. traffic jams all d way back. fuck. i'm gonna hate driving soon. anyhow, this whole week would be a good time to haf sufficient rest as when class starts again next week, it actually means that it's time to start working hard. HARD, may i emphasize. I woudn't wanna fail any subs for this semester. In fact, for the whole course. i wanna complete my degree within the time frame. okay, enough of crap. some other time, maybe.

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random intro

everyone seems to have a blog. so i might as well just get one myself to keep up with the trend.


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