Friday 26 February 2010

operating system

this is a really interesting article that i got to read quite some time ago
i just find it amusing
to a certain point, i find it to be really true
enjoy

      INSTALLING HUSBAND 1.0
      A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy



      Dear Tech Support
      ,

      Last year I upgraded from
      Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

      In addition,
      Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
      Romance 9.5
      and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1.

      Conversation 8.0
      no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

      Please note that I have tried running
      Nagging 5..3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

      What can I do?

      Signed,

      ______ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________

      Reply


      DEAR Madam,


      First, keep in mind,
      Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

      Please enter command:
      ithoughtyoulovedme. html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
      If that application works as designed,
      Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5..

      However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause
      Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1.
      Please note that
      Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

      Whatever you do,
      DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

      In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the
      Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

      In summary,
      Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
      You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
      We recommend:
      Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 7.7.

      Good Luck Madam!

hope it brightened up ur day

CHEERS!!

Friday 19 February 2010

forever... whatever... geezzz

pheewww
i'm glad it's friday tomoro
this has been like the longest week in my life
one minute of each day seemed like forever to me
what felt like hours to me is only a couple of minutes each time i have a glance at the clock

CHEERS!!

Monday 8 February 2010

i've nvr felt this way before
which means i've nvr felt this good before
i suppose it's d best i ever had

CHEERS!!

Thursday 4 February 2010

sibeh random lo......

the photos below are super random
it's a very messed up album below
one moment u get to see the cats in 1 utama
another moment, u get to see the food in chillis
which will then be followed by new york new york deli
out of no where, photos of library will appear
and suddenly u'll see us eating in delicious
and not to forget, the karaoke sessions.
but anyway, i'm just to lazy to rearrange all the photos
enjoy the random-ness









































i hope no one is confused after reading this post
xD

CHEERS!!!

Tuesday 2 February 2010

i know this sounds so absurd
and it totally makes no sense
but there's this path that i took
a very exciting one
and yet i might end up getting lost
for sure i wouldnt want to get lost
but at this moment in time
there's no u-turn signboards anywhere
gotta keep going forward

CHEERS!!