Friday, 26 February 2010

operating system

this is a really interesting article that i got to read quite some time ago
i just find it amusing
to a certain point, i find it to be really true
enjoy

      INSTALLING HUSBAND 1.0
      A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy



      Dear Tech Support
      ,

      Last year I upgraded from
      Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

      In addition,
      Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
      Romance 9.5
      and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1.

      Conversation 8.0
      no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

      Please note that I have tried running
      Nagging 5..3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

      What can I do?

      Signed,

      ______ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________

      Reply


      DEAR Madam,


      First, keep in mind,
      Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

      Please enter command:
      ithoughtyoulovedme. html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
      If that application works as designed,
      Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5..

      However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause
      Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1.
      Please note that
      Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

      Whatever you do,
      DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

      In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the
      Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

      In summary,
      Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
      You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
      We recommend:
      Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 7.7.

      Good Luck Madam!

hope it brightened up ur day

CHEERS!!

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