not to forget, his hybrid proton kelisa. hahaha.
alrite, enough of d introduction. i think i've went over d limit. haha. so let's start. as it was new year's eve, we headed to serdang for steamboat once again and it was damn freaking hot there. face was all oily and sticky. as we planned to have a second round of bbq in yung yee's hse after d steamboat session, we decided to go get some drinks and food supplies. before leaving d place, yung yee told us to go to d jusco located in serdang. alrite, we totally understood that statement. SERDANG JUSCO!! so off we went to d Jusco located in Equine Park. it was totally crowded and d car park was filled with cars. as soon as we got a parking space, we went inside with d intention to join yung yee. we managed to meet up with kok fai first in jusco. so there we went, looking for yung yee in d supermarket. we gave him a call asking him his location. d conversation could be said to be something extremely dumb. here it goes:-
me: ei, where are u?
yy: i'm at d vegetable section, d place where u can find poultry as well.
me: oh okay, i go there look for u.
so off we went to look for him in d groceries section. but i couldn't find him anywhere. so i gave him another call.
me: ei, where are u again?
yy: erm, i'm still at d poultry section. hing wai is choosing d lamb already.
me: huh? y can't i see u? is it u too short?
yy: mahai, no la. i'm there la.
me: u serious? u tell me ur location.
yy: i'm at ground floor, opposite secret recipe.
me: huh? mahai. secret recipe is upstairs la tiu.
yy: yea meh? like that u can see purple can tea a not?
me: dun haf la. u know where is kopitiam a not?
yy: dunno la. now i'm in front of eu yan sang.
me: ok ok. like that u wait for me there. i go search for u.
there i went, stood right in front of eu yan sang for a couple of minutes. but yet, i couldn't see him anywhere. another call to him to clarify.
me: ei, mahai. where are u? i'm in front of eu yan sang adi.
yy: huh? me also wor. y cannot see u wan?
me: actually did u went to d wrong jusco? u told me serdang jusco eh.
yy: yeah la, i'm at d jusco near wei hoe's hse that one.
me: macibai, that one in cheras selatan la tiu. that one is balakong jusco, not equine park jusco.
HAHAHAHA. one hell of a joker that dude. dunno whether to take it as a joke or to slap d living shit outta him.
so he was in another jusco and we were stuck in d jam. so we decided to head directly to his hse.
d bread that cost 18 bucks for one loaf. that's some crazy shit.
things wouldn't be complete without any games to play. so we played d number 7 game where anything that is a multiple of 7 and has 7 in it, should be left un spoken. d hero above definitely isn't that good in maths for he suffered three defeats in a row which caused him to down 3 cups of liquor. with that 3 cups of liquor and an extremely huge amount of pure shots he took before that, he was totally out of this world. first, he went and bang his head on a glass door for he was unable to see it. alrite we treated it as an accident. after a while, there he went again, banging his head against d glass door again. alrite, we treated it as a coincidence. as time pass, as d alcohol began to go deep down into his brain, we heard a loud bang. and it was him, once again, banging his head against d glass door. lol. come on, bang once, we call it an accident, bang twice a coincidence, bang three times, that's just pure stupidity. hahahahha. another humorous incident is when his automatic gate got jammed and couldn't close properly. he needed something to unlock d box outside d gate. as i saw him kneeling down there, trying so desperately to jam in d piece he was holding into d hole, i offered him some light to make it easier for him. i managed to see that he was holding an allen key which is slight rounded at d tip. however, when i took a closer look at d hole he was trying to jam in with d allen key, i saw that it was actually a hole that could only be opened with a flat tip screwdriver. hahaha. wat a new year for him.
(eh, yung yee, sorry la for posting this up. i know this might be ur most embarassing moment, but i would feel bad not to share it with ppl. so dun du kau lan me. hahahahha)
alrite, peeps. i gotta go to be for now. anyway, Happy New Year once again.
CHEERS!!!
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