of fashion mistakes and green nails

out of boredom today
i walked to the petrol station beside my house
got the july issue of FHM
firstly i must say that, ana ivanovic, the tennis star is hot like hell
however, another main topic in this issue that caught my eyes was the 40 fashion mistakes for men
and the very first on the list was too much cologne
it was mentioned in there that cologne is meant to be an alluring scent to subtly lure women and not render them unconscious. lol. true enough!!
another interesting one that caught my attention was trucker hats
just couldn't believe that it made the list at number 18.
trucker hats are like the 'most worn' hats among all
at number 39 was skinny jeans, which was refered to as girl's jeans.
it was mentioned that those jeans are designed for humans without external reproductive organs and are therefore unsuitable for penises, testicles and the like. lol. but skinny jeans are the in thing with dudes nowadays. i wonder why.. FHM recommended that only a lithe, stick- thin 17 year old should carry on wearing these. anything outside that description would be asexual in a heartbeat if they sit akwardly in a pair of those. hahaha.
replacing worn out favourites with the exact same clothes too made the list. who the hell will do that? lol. but since it is included. i guess there are freaks who does that.

Highlights/frosting of any sorts in a dude's hair came in at 16. it stated a good haircut is the only thing a guy should do to his hair.
there are 40 of them and I've just mentioned like a few but this very one thing that came in at number 5 was the most eye- catching.

SLOGAN TEES
it came in as a top 5 fashion mistakes
it even showed a dude wearing a slogan t shirt

so compare this with the picture below

crap, i've got the exactly same tee pictured above
i've got a 'fashion mistake' tee
what should i do??
hide it in the wardrobe and nvr take it out again?
after giving it a thought
i'm still gonna wear it
i love that tee u know
hahahahaha

on an unrelated note
green nails are so much fun
hahahaha
effects of boredom
i dun like it when my nails go green
it shows the boredom effects

i guess i shall freaking stop now as i just realized i wrote like tonnes of trash up above.
just to kill my time u see. i guess it's understand- able, if that word does exist. lol.
have a good weekend people!!

CHEERS!!