Current temperature: 41 fucking °C
Currently listening: Lady GaGa- Poker Face
Currently listening: Lady GaGa- Poker Face
today is a very fucking hot day. the temperature is over 40 degrees and the whole place is so extremely hot. as i walked to board a tram today, i must tell you, the heatwave was unbearable. sigh, unwanted sun tan. i was just under the sun for like what... 20 minutes, and my skin got darker. the fan seem to be useless under this extreme weather condition. i took a shower in the morning and i felt like going into the bathroom for another shower. this sorta heat is definitely not normal. it'll surely kill me someday. sorry for the exaggeration but you gotta be here to feel it yourself to actually get what i'm trying to express. even my laptop is responding to the extreme heat. it's not as responsive as it used to be. thank god for the laptop cooler. without the cooler, i think my laptop would be deep fried. lol. sweaty hands, legs and armpits!! gosh, i hate being exposed to all the heat. back to being in the tram, there's this black dude that was partially drunk i guess. he talked cock all the way to glenelg. there was one interesting thing he said that i found amusing..
Black dude: yay, i'm going to the beach for a swim!! i can smell the sea salt, mate. i'm going to the beach to get some sea salt for my steak tonight.
Random fella: What steak are you having tonight?
Black dude: Nah, my steak is actually my girlfriend.
Random fella: Oh okay, ur girlfriend is your steak.. then what are you?
Black dude: Well, i'm the sausage. haha.
Later on..
Black dude: with this weather i think i'm gonna get a sun tan at the beach later.
Random fella: ah.. fuck you. you cant get anymore blacker than what you already are. (lol. mean fella)
Black dude: *showing middle finger* Fuck you, bastard!! you Shut the Fuck up!!
Black dude: yay, i'm going to the beach for a swim!! i can smell the sea salt, mate. i'm going to the beach to get some sea salt for my steak tonight.
Random fella: What steak are you having tonight?
Black dude: Nah, my steak is actually my girlfriend.
Random fella: Oh okay, ur girlfriend is your steak.. then what are you?
Black dude: Well, i'm the sausage. haha.
Later on..
Black dude: with this weather i think i'm gonna get a sun tan at the beach later.
Random fella: ah.. fuck you. you cant get anymore blacker than what you already are. (lol. mean fella)
Black dude: *showing middle finger* Fuck you, bastard!! you Shut the Fuck up!!
hahahah.
the random fella was another tipsy fella who couldnt even walk straight. in the end, they fucked the living shit out of each other. hhahaha. that actually made my 45 minutes tram journey to glenelg less boring.
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